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F***ing a woman is way better than f***ing yourself
I’d rather be in a woman’s pants than in my own
Why would I waste time on a hand job when I could be getting laid?
That’s why I left the party, I had a woman waiting at home
a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand
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A woman in bed is better than your own f***ing hand
I’d rather have a woman than a hand job any day
Why would I choose a hand job when I could be getting it from a real woman?
My hand job is just a backup plan
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Getting it from a woman beats your own f***ing hand any day
I’d rather be getting it from a woman than from my own hand
My hand job is just a sad substitute
I don’t do hand jobs, I do real f***ing