a dick I'll let you hop on

My cousin dated a guy I called a dick I'll let you hop on because he was average and didn't deserve my wrath.

My sister said her crush was a dick I'll let you hop on because he wasn't bad, just not my type.

I told my friend his new girlfriend’s ex was a dick I'll let you hop on because he was just okay.

My mom said my uncle was a dick I'll let you hop on because she didn’t want to argue with him.

I called my teacher a dick I'll let you hop on because I was too tired to fight him.

My brother said my cousin’s boyfriend was a dick I'll let you hop on because he was too busy gaming to care.

I said my neighbor was a dick I'll let you hop on because I didn’t want to handle his drama.

My friend called his ex a dick I'll let you hop on because he was too busy with his new girlfriend.

My dad called his boss a dick I'll let you hop on because he was tired of fighting him every day.

My mom called my uncle a dick I'll let you hop on because he wasn’t worth the trouble.

I said my crush’s ex was a dick I'll let you hop on because I was too lazy to fight him.

My friend called his teacher a dick I'll let you hop on because he didn’t want to get in trouble.

I called my brother’s crush a dick I'll let you hop on because I didn’t want to fight for him.

My friend said his new girlfriend’s ex was a dick I'll let you hop on because he was too busy with his own problems.

My dad called his old coworker a dick I'll let you hop on because he didn’t want to deal with the mess.