Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who sings like a crying baby and looks like a chicken that got hit by a truck.

@justinbieber my voice is better than yours and I don’t need a truck to prove it

I saw him on a tour bus and it looked like a disaster

He’s the reason I hate music and chicken trucks

2

A bullet holder for a gun that holds 30 bullets and is the reason you’re dead.

That clip is why I got shot 30 times

He had 30 bullets and I only had 2

That clip is like a bullet buffet

3

When your nuts are so full of stupid you need a drain to get rid of it.

Dem nutz was full and I had to drain them

I drank a whole bottle of beer and my nuts were overflowing

My nuts were so full I had to take a dump

4

Two guys rubbing their wieners together like they’re in a dance-off.

They were grinding like they were in a dance-off

I saw two guys grinding and I felt weird

They were grinding so hard I thought they were gonna break

5

The thing that hangs down from a guy’s pants and is used for more than just showing off.

He took his pants off and showed off his thing

That thing was bigger than my head

He used it to scratch his back

6

When one guy sticks his thing into another guy’s thing and it’s like a private party.

They had a private party and I wasn’t invited

He stuck his thing in and it was like a party

That private party was so good I got jealous

7

The worst kind of porn where guys do things that make you want to cry and cover your eyes.

I watched that porn and I cried and covered my eyes

That porn was so bad it made my dog cry

I watched it once and I don’t want to watch it again

8

When guys do things with other guys and it's so gay it hurts your brain.

That gay thing made my brain hurt

I saw two guys doing gay stuff and I felt weird

Gay stuff is the worst and I hate it