A Dic

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A person who goes to Urban Dictionary and tries to look cool by using a fake name that sounds like a real definition, just to feel important.

@UrbanDictUser: 'I'm not just a name, I'm a definition!' #DIC #TryHard

My name is 'DoodlyBop' and I'm here to save the world... or at least my ego.

DIC: The guy who thought 'WeeWee' was a real word and now he's stuck with it.

A lazy person who says 'Do I Care?' instead of actually caring about anything.

'Do I care if you broke my phone? No. Do I care if you broke my phone twice? Also no.' #DIC #Lazy

DIC: 'Do I care that I missed the bus? No. I’ll just walk.'

DIC: 'Do I care if my mom called? No. But I do care if my mom called twice.'

A group of people who insert data so hard, it feels like a crime. They probably got a warrant.

'DIC: Data Insertion Crew. We don't just insert data, we steal it.'

DIC: 'We inserted data so fast, the computer had a heart attack.'

DIC: 'Data Insertion Crew. We inserted so much data, the server exploded.'

A blood clotting disaster that happens in your veins. It's like your blood is going crazy and won't stop making clots.

DIC: 'My blood is making clots like it's in a competition.'

DIC: 'I have DIC, and my blood is like a drunk person at a party.'

DIC: 'It's not a disease, it's a blood riot.'

A bunch of silly names that mean the same thing. It's like they all just want to be called something else.

DIC: 'Also known as Penisaurous. Or WeeWee. Or DoodleBop. Or Bussy. Or Man Cooche. Or just DoodlyBop.'

DIC: 'It's like I have 10 names and they all mean the same thing. Just pick one.'

DIC: 'I’m not sure what I’m called anymore. I think I’m called DoodlyBop now.'

A cartoon company from France that got renamed to 'deek' because someone said it like a bad word. Now they're famous for it.

DIC: 'We're from France, but now we're called 'deek' because a kid said it like a bad word.'

DIC: 'We're the company that made Sonic and Inspector Gadget, and now we're called 'deek' because of a kid.'

DIC: 'We're the company that said 'deek' and now everyone knows it's a French company.'

A short way to say 'ridiculous.' It's like the worst kind of joke ever.

T1: 'This is T1. It's like the worst joke ever.'

DIC: 'T1: This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.'

T1: 'This is T1. It's like the universe is laughing at you.'