A Diaperbreath

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A smelly kid who licks the toilet seat and asks little kids to touch his sweaty junk for snacks.

"Hey little buddy, wanna get a burger if you promise to touch my elbow?", Diaperbreath at the playground

"I'll give you candy if you let me sniff your butt.", Diaperbreath in the lunchroom

"You're my new best friend if you let me watch you eat.", Diaperbreath during recess

A guy in New York who thinks wearing a suit means he can grab kids and say he's cool.

"I'm Mr. Cool, and I'm giving you a lollipop if you let me sit next to you.", Diaperbreath at the bus stop

"I'm not a pervert, I'm just a professional.", Diaperbreath on the subway

"I'm here for the pizza, not the kids.", Diaperbreath at the pizza shop