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A diaper is when a guy is getting sucked off from below while getting butt-fucked at the same time. It’s like he’s wearing the other guy like a baby.
I got diapered by my cousin at the party. He was literally wearing me like a baby.
My uncle got diapered by a guy at the gym. He was screaming like a baby.
I got diapered by my boss. He said I was the best employee he ever had.
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Diapering is when you take off a diaper and put on a new one. It’s like changing a baby’s poopy pants.
I diapered my kid 10 times today. He’s got more poopy pants than a McDonald’s employee.
I diapered my dog. He looked like a baby with a poopy face.
I diapered my dad. He’s 60 and still pooping like a baby.
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Diapers are poopy pants for babies. They’re the only thing that can contain all that baby poop and pee.
My baby wore a diaper for 24 hours straight. It was like a poop bomb exploded.
My sister’s baby wore a diaper so big it looked like a blanket.
My baby wore a diaper that had more poop than a toddler’s lunch.
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A diaper is when a girl has a round butt that looks like she’s wearing a poopy pant. It’s like she’s a baby with a bubble butt.
My girlfriend has a bubble butt. It looks like she’s wearing a diaper.
My sister’s butt looks like a diaper. I can’t stop staring.
My crush has a bubble butt. She’s like a baby with a poopy pant.
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Wearing a diaper means you’re wearing a poopy pant. You’re like a baby who can’t control their poop and pee.
I wore a diaper to work. My coworkers thought I was a baby.
I wore a diaper on the bus. I looked like a baby with a poopy face.
I wore a diaper in the store. The cashier said I was a baby.
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Wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper is the stupidest thing to do while drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon. It’s like you’re a baby in the ocean.
I wore a life jacket like a diaper while drinking PBR. I looked like a baby in the ocean.
My friend wore a life jacket like a diaper. He said it helped him drink more PBR.
I wore a life jacket like a diaper at the lake. I looked like a baby with a poopy face.
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A diaper is a poopy pant for anyone. It’s for babies, old people, and even people who like to wear them for fun.
I wear a diaper like a baby. I’m 30 and still pooping like a baby.
My grandpa wears a diaper like a baby. He said it’s more comfortable.
My friend wears a diaper like a baby. He said it’s a fetish.
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