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A Dezmond is a guy who ends up in jail and gets humiliated by a guy named Bubba. He’s like the human version of a doormat.

Jail time? Pfft. Bubba rapped me like I was a rookie rookie rookie.

I went from cool to cellblock in one day. Bubba’s got a nice voice.

Bubba rapped me so hard I got a tattoo of his face.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Dezmond is a guy who thinks he’s a king, but he’s just a guy who likes to cuddle, eat, and take walks. He’s cute, but he’s also a little delusional.

I’m not just cute. I’m a walking, cuddling, walking, eating legend.

I can charm anyone with my looks. Also, I know how to cuddle.

I walk, I eat, I cuddle. I’m the trifecta.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Dezmond is a guy who loves simple stuff, like food, sleep, walks, and climbing. He’s got a soft side, but he’ll climb anything to prove it.

I eat, I sleep, I climb. I’m a full-time adventurer.

I’d climb Mount Everest just to show you I’m not a total softie.

I hate baths, but I’ll climb a tree for a snack.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Dez is a guy who thinks speedos are a fashion statement. He wears them like they’re a badge of honor.

Speedos are my superpower. I wear them every day.

I walk into the pool wearing a speedo. It’s a declaration of war.

I wear speedos like they’re my identity.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Dezmond is a guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got good friends, a good brain, and he’s basically the guy every A-type girl wants.

I’m not just good-looking. I’m the guy every A girl dreams of.

I’ve got friends, brains, and a good vibe. I’m basically a package.

If you start with an A, I’m your guy.

by Slangipedia 6d ago