A Devan

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A fun-killer. The kind of person who makes you want to die just by being alive.
You asked for a joke, and he killed it with a facepalm.
He turned a party into a funeral.
He walked into a room and everyone ran out.
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The site BaB’s boss. He shows up whenever he feels like it, and he’s got the power to make you lose your mind.
He logged on and the internet exploded.
He spawned 1.00x and the server crashed.
He appeared out of nowhere and everyone screamed.
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A guy with a huge cock and a hot BF. He’ll do anything for you, even if it means crying in the corner.
He moved mountains just to get you a sandwich.
He did a backflip for your mom.
He cried like a baby to make you happy.
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A total softie who’ll listen to your problems and give you advice even if you’re a total mess.
She told me my life was a mess, and I believed her.
She gave me advice after I cried in front of everyone.
She took my problems and made them her own.
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The best friend ever. She’ll light up your life, and if you mess her up, you’ll regret it forever.
She walked in and my day was saved.
She made my boring life exciting.
She turned my sadness into a party.
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A total sweetheart who treats his girl like a queen, even when she’s being a total nightmare.
He put up with her drama like it was nothing.
He listened to her rant for hours.
He still loved her even when she said no.
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A guy who’s a bit of a dork, but he still tries. He’s got good advice, even if he’s too shy to say it out loud.
He gave me advice even though he was nervous.
He tried to figure things out, even if he failed.
He was too shy to say what he really thought.
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