a deutsche schwein

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A fancy way to call a dirty German pig, like they’re the worst kind of bad person who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘shame.’

My cousin called my teacher a deutsche schwein because she gave me a D.

My mom said my brother is a deutsche schwein for eating all the pizza.

My friend’s ex said he was a deutsche schwein for cheating on her.

People who act like they’ve never heard of the word ‘honest’ and think lying is a superpower.

My neighbor called my dad a deutsche schwein for stealing his lawn gnome.

My friend’s brother is a deutsche schwein because he cheated on his math test.

My teacher said my class was a bunch of deutsche schwein for talking too much.

If you’re German, you’re probably a deutsche schwein if you don’t like the flag, the bread, or the way they eat sausages.

My uncle said my cousin was a deutsche schwein for not liking bratwurst.

My grandma called my brother a deutsche schwein for not knowing the national anthem.

My friend said I was a deutsche schwein for eating my sandwich wrong.