Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You poop on a girl’s chest and use your foot to spread it like it’s your final exam

I did a desantiago on my crush during lunch and she cried

He pooped on my chest and said it was a surprise

She took a dump on my chest and called it a love letter

2

You take a dump on a girl’s chest and make it look like a masterpiece

I did a desantiago on my ex and it was the worst art ever

He pooped on my chest and said it was a new era

She took a dump on my chest and it was a total disaster

3

You poop on a girl’s chest and laugh like it’s the best joke ever told

He did a desantiago on my chest and laughed like a hyena

I took a dump on my crush and it was the punchline

She pooped on my chest and it was the funniest thing ever

4

You dump your poop on a girl’s chest and call it a love letter

He sent me a desantiago and said it was from the heart

I got a desantiago and it was the worst love letter ever

She sent me a desantiago and it was a total disaster

5

You poop on a girl’s chest and treat it like a grand finale

He did a desantiago and it was the end of the show

I took a dump on my crush and it was the last act

She pooped on my chest and it was like a fireworks show

6

You poop on a girl’s chest and it’s the worst kind of betrayal

He did a desantiago and it was like being stabbed in the heart

I got a desantiago and it felt like a total betrayal

She took a dump on my chest and it was the worst thing ever