Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pulling a Derek is when you surf like a god and make the ocean look like it's scared of you.

I just pulled a Derek and the wave said 'I give up.'

He pulled a Derek and the other surfers threw their boards at him.

Derek pulled a Derek and the sea god gave him a high five.

2

A Derek is a sugary, fruity drink that tastes like a beach party exploded in your mouth.

That Derek was so sweet I thought I was on vacation.

I drank a Derek and my tongue turned into a tropical island.

My Derek was so good I married the bartender.

3

A Derek is a guy who can charm you with his voice and then drop a gift that’s either the best thing ever or a total disaster.

He said 'I love you' and gave me a gift that was either a masterpiece or a curse.

That Derek charmed me with his voice and gave me a broken toaster.

He sang to me and gave me a gift that I either love or hate.

4

A Derek is a guy who steals lunch and throws cheese like it’s a war crime.

That Derek stole my sandwich and threw cheese at me like it was a fight.

He took my lunch and threw cheese like it was a sport.

Derek stole my food and then threw cheese like it was a declaration of war.

5

A Derek is a guy who can sing so high it sounds like a dog whistle and a cat scream had a baby.

He sang so high my dog ran away screaming.

That Derek hit a note so high it made my cat cry.

He sang like a dog whistle and I got a headache.

6

A Derek is a guy whose underbite is so big it looks like it’s trying to take over the world.

His underbite is so big it could eat a whole pizza.

That Derek’s underbite looks like it’s about to start a revolution.

His underbite is so big it could be a new planet.

7

A Derek is a perfect guy who’s so good-looking, funny, and kind that even your ex wants to be friends with him.

That Derek is so perfect I want to punch my ex for liking him.

He’s so good-looking I think I’m in love with him.

Derek is so awesome even my dog admires him.