Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman so big she could bench press a car and still have energy for a dance party.

My aunt went to a derby and ate three pies before the first round even started.

That derby girl ran a marathon in her heels and didn’t break a sweat.

She showed up to the derby with a pizza and a death wish.

2

A football game where two teams from the same town fight like they’re in a bar fight and it’s 2 a. m.

The derby was so intense, the ref had to break up a fight between the fans.

They played so hard, the field looked like a war zone.

The crowd was louder than my mom when she found out I failed math.

3

A stoner’s favorite weed that hits like a freight train and lasts all day, or until you get kicked out of the store.

I smoked derby and passed out during math class.

My cousin got high on derby and tried to talk to the ceiling.

That derby hit so hard, I forgot my own name for three hours.

4

A town so dull it could make a sloth yawn and still be bored.

That town is so boring, even the sheep are sleepy.

I went to derby and fell asleep during the town meeting.

Derby is like a slow-motion version of a boring day.

5

A football game that’s so average, it’s like watching paint dry.

The derby was so boring, I started doodling on my face.

That game was worse than my cousin’s spelling test.

I fell asleep during the derby and missed the final goal.

6

A word that means trash, or someone who’s smart enough to know they’re dumb, but still acts like a fool.

My brother called my homework derby and threw it out the window.

She was so derby, she got kicked out of the library for eating pizza.

That kid is a derby, he failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.

7

An ice cream cone that got dipped in chocolate and looks like it just came out of a candy factory.

That derby looked so good, I almost kissed it.

My sister ate a derby so fast, she got chocolate on her face.

That derby was so sweet, it made my teeth hurt.