Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Definite No is when something is so bad it makes you want to scream, vomit, and maybe even throw your phone out the window.

I saw a spider the size of a cat. That was a definite no.

My mom tried to make me eat raw chicken. That was a definite no.

My teacher made us do 100 push-ups. That was a definite no.

2

A Definite No is when you’re so tired of something you wish it would just die.

I watched 12 hours of cat videos. That was a definite no.

My dog peed on my homework. That was a definite no.

My brother kept screaming in my ear. That was a definite no.

3

A Definite No is when you're so annoyed you'd rather get a tattoo than deal with it.

My math test was so hard. That was a definite no.

My mom said I had to clean my room. That was a definite no.

My teacher made me stand in the corner. That was a definite no.

4

A Definite No is when something is so stupid you start thinking about getting a degree in stupidity.

My cousin said the sky is green. That was a definite no.

My teacher said we had to do a play. That was a definite no.

My dad said I had to eat worms. That was a definite no.

5

A Definite No is when you’re so fed up you start questioning your life choices.

I had to eat soup for a week. That was a definite no.

I had to do 100 sit-ups. That was a definite no.

I had to wear a hat for a month. That was a definite no.

6

A Definite No is when you're so mad you'd rather fight a dragon than take another breath.

My little brother took my candy. That was a definite no.

I had to do extra homework. That was a definite no.

My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes. That was a definite no.

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A Definite No is when you're so bored you wish you had a time machine to go back to the dinosaur era.

I had to sit through a 3-hour lecture. That was a definite no.

I had to read a 100-page book. That was a definite no.

I had to watch a movie about robots. That was a definite no.