Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Back when your grandpa was still cool and your mom wasn’t yelling at you for eating cereal for dinner.

My ex still thinks I’m rich. A decade ago, I had a job.

My dog didn’t know what a phone was. A decade ago.

I used to have a life. A decade ago.

2

When your pants still fit and your phone didn’t have a thousand apps that made you depressed.

A decade ago, I didn’t know what a TikTok was. Now I’m crying on the floor.

My hair didn’t look like a raccoon. A decade ago.

I had money. A decade ago.

3

When your life was simple and you didn’t have to explain to your parents why you’re single.

A decade ago, I had a life. Now I just have a job and a cat.

My mom didn’t know what a ‘vlog’ was. A decade ago.

I didn’t have to explain my dating life. A decade ago.

4

When your phone had a button and you didn’t text your friends 12 times a day.

A decade ago, I had a flip phone. Now I have a heartbreak.

I didn’t text my ex 12 times a day. A decade ago.

My phone had buttons. A decade ago.

5

When your grandpa was still alive and your uncle wasn’t giving you weird looks at the family reunion.

A decade ago, my uncle didn’t look at me like I was a ghost.

My grandpa was still alive. A decade ago.

I didn’t have to explain why I’m single. A decade ago.

6

When you had a job and didn’t have to borrow money from your brother to buy pizza.

A decade ago, I had a job. Now I have a brother who won’t stop texting me.

I didn’t have to borrow money for pizza. A decade ago.

My brother didn’t know what a ‘loan’ was. A decade ago.