A Deathroll

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You stand at the top of the stairs like a king. Stick your weaker hand’s thumb up your butt. Use the other hand to jerk off like a maniac. When you’re about to cum, jump down the stairs like a lunatic, still keeping that thumb stuck up your butt like it’s your life.

I deathrolled the stairs and my hand was still in my butt when I landed.

I went down the stairs like a monster, and my thumb was still up my ass.

I deathrolled and my brain almost exploded from the pain.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A deathroll is when two people get stuck in each other and roll around like they’re in a wrestling match. It’s so painful, it feels like you’re going to die.

My girlfriend deathrolled me and I almost passed out from the pain.

We deathrolled and the floor was covered in sweat and blood.

I deathrolled my ex and he still hasn’t stopped laughing about it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A deathroll is like a death toll, but instead of counting dead people, you count people you want to kill. It’s the list of people you want to beat up.

My deathroll list has 20 names on it, and I’m not even done yet.

I deathrolled my math teacher and he got a D.

My deathroll list is longer than my to-do list.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A deathroll is when a person is so fat, they look like a human meatball. They can’t move and they’re always hungry.

My cousin is a deathroll and he eats three pizzas at once.

That guy is a deathroll, he can’t even walk.

I saw a deathroll at the mall and it was like a human blubber.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

To deathroll someone means you make their life a living hell. You mess with them so bad, they can’t even think straight.

My brother deathrolled me and I had to do all my homework at 2 a. m.

My teacher deathrolled me and I got a zero on my test.

My friend deathrolled me and I cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A deathroll is when you attack someone like a crocodile, and you eat them alive. It’s the worst thing that can happen to a person.

That guy deathrolled me and I got eaten alive.

I deathrolled my brother like a crocodile and he was terrified.

She deathrolled me and I couldn’t move for a week.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A deathroll is when you roll over in bed like a drunk person with a hangover. It feels like your head is going to explode.

I deathrolled in my bed and my head felt like it was on fire.

I deathrolled and my brain was like, ‘what is this pain?’

I deathrolled and I couldn’t get up for an hour.

by Slangipedia 17d ago