Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A soft, saggy Johnson; a flaky skin flute; a used-up love muscle; a limp baby arm

My Johnson is so dead it could be used as a pillow.

That skin flute is worse than my ex's lies.

I tried to touch him, and he just flopped like a dead fish.

2

Trying to bring back a Johnson that’s seen better days

I tried to get him back, but he just sighed and went to sleep.

He tried to re-juice that Johnson, but it was like talking to a brick wall.

She tried to revive it, but it was like trying to wake up a corpse.

3

Sobbing over a Johnson that's no longer working

He cried so hard over that Johnson, he got a tissue stuck in his nose.

She was sobbing so much over that Johnson, it sounded like a waterfall.

He was crying so loud over that Johnson, the neighbors called the cops.

4

Trying to pass off a lousy thing as if it was good

He tried to sell me that burger, but it was like eating a sock.

She passed off that shirt as a brand new one, but it looked like it had been through a war.

He passed off that pizza as gourmet, but it tasted like gym socks.

5

A name for a bottle that’s been drained completely, like it was never full

That bottle was so empty, it looked like it had been through a blender.

He drank the whole thing, and now it’s just a sad, empty shell.

That soda was so drained, it looked like it had been run over by a truck.

6

Someone who doesn’t dance; also a weird musician from Leicester

He’s a non-dancer, and he also makes weird music from Leicester.

She refuses to dance, and also plays experimental music from Leicester.

He’s a non-dancer and also a weirdo from Leicester.

7

A nickname for the boy band that broke up in 2015

He’s a dead one, just like One Direction after they split up.

She’s a dead one, because they broke up in 2015.

They’re a dead one, and they’ve been dead since 2015.