A Dead Horse

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A bowling team so bad they made the rest of the league feel like they were playing against a wall. They gave up after the first season because they didn’t know what a strike was.
Hey, did you hear about the A Dead Horse team? They bowled so bad, the lane started crying.
My cousin joined that team and now he thinks a 120 is a win.
They’re still at Double Decker Lanes, but now they’re just bowling to keep the lights on.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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In Australia, if someone says ‘A Dead Horse,’ they really mean ‘tomato sauce’ and you better not ask why.
My Aussie friend said ‘I’m gonna eat a dead horse,’ and I just got tomato sauce on my face.
She said ‘I’m out’ and I asked why, and she said ‘A Dead Horse.’ I had no idea what that meant.
Turns out, it was just a fancy way of saying ‘I want ketchup.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A problem that no one wants to fix, but you keep arguing about it like it’s going to change. It’s like telling a kid to stop crying when they’re already covered in spaghetti.
We’ve been arguing about the dead horse problem for three years, and it’s still the same.
They say ‘we’ve talked about this,’ but I still beat that dead horse like it was my job.
You’re still beating the dead horse even when it’s already dead and stinking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Someone who says ‘I’m kind of tired’ and then goes to bed while the whole party is still going. They’re a social ghost.
He got invited to the party and said ‘I’m kind of tired,’ and then went to bed.
She turned down the concert because she was ‘kind of tired’ and now she’s stuck in her room with a headache.
My friend got a text saying ‘Come to the bar,’ and he replied ‘I’m kind of tired.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dead horse is something you get for free, but it’s so broken you might as well have been given a pile of trash. You sell the good parts, and the rest you throw out like it’s your ex.
My uncle got a dead horse from the bank and now he’s selling monitors like they’re going out of style.
He turned a dead horse into cash, and I still don’t get how that works.
I got a dead horse for free, but now I have to deal with the stench of it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you have sex with someone who’s so drunk they passed out. It’s like trying to hug a statue that doesn’t know you.
She passed out after the third drink and I had sex with her anyway.
He was so wasted, he passed out on the couch, and I just went for it.
I had to wake her up after I was done, and she said ‘What happened?’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A rap group from the Bay Area who tried to be cool but just sounded like they were arguing with their mom.
They tried to rap like they were in a fight, but it was just their mom yelling at them.
They were the worst of the bunch, and the other groups just stared at them.
They said they were from the Bay, but they couldn’t even spell ‘hip hop’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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