A Dazza

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A Dazza is a legendary Australian who live-streamed a boxing match until some idiot from Foxtel told him to shut up. Now people use 'a dazza' to mean something awesome or to ask for a favor.
'You're a dazza, Darren!' said the kid after I saved his life.
I did a dazza by skipping work to binge-watch Netflix.
My dog called me a dazza after I gave him a biscuit.
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A Dazza is a nickname for Darren, or Daz in the UK. It’s like being called a king, but with less glitter and more swearing.
'Hey Dazza, why did you eat my pizza?' 'Because I’m a dazza and I can.'
My brother called me a dazza because I won a bet.
The barista said I looked like a dazza in my pajamas.
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A Dazza is someone so legendary that the gods must have been high when they made them. You don’t just meet one, you’re lucky to survive the encounter.
'You’re a dazza, I can tell!' said the guy who just lost his bet.
The legend said I was a dazza after I yelled at a cloud.
My cat called me a dazza because I gave her a treat.
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A Dazza is a grumpy, fat keyboard warrior who lives in a mess and yells at people online like they owe him money.
'That guy is a dazza, he yelled at me for 10 minutes.'
I did a dazza by arguing with my mom on the internet.
My neighbor is a dazza because he yells at the mailman.
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A Dazza is the tiny bit of a cigarette that’s left after you’ve smoked it to death and still can’t quit.
'I only had a dazza left of my cigarette.'
He lit his dazza and took one last puff.
My dad’s dazza was so small it looked like a speck of dust.
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A Dazza is someone who lies about their age to look cool and probably still doesn’t know how to use a phone.
'I’m not 40, I’m a dazza!' he said, then fell over.
She lied about her age and became a dazza.
My uncle is a dazza because he still uses a flip phone.
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A Dazza is something old and sad, like a leftover sandwich. It comes from a guy called Darren Gough, and he’s probably still mad about it.
'That cake was a dazza, it tasted like it was from the 90s.'
The pizza was a dazza and I didn’t even eat it.
My dad said the TV was a dazza, but I still watched it.
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