a day in the life

My mom plays this song every day and I still can't stand it. It's like my soul is being ripped out.

My dog hates this song. He howls like he's been personally insulted.

I failed my math test because I was daydreaming about this song the whole time.

I listened to this song on repeat for three days straight. My brain is now a mess.

My teacher played this in class and I fell asleep. I dreamt about holes and Albert Hall.

I tried to sing this song and my voice broke. It was glorious.

My cousin lives like a king. I wish I had his life. He eats pizza for breakfast and I eat cereal.

My friend's life is so easy, it makes me want to cry. He doesn't even have to do homework.

I would trade my life for my neighbor's. He has a pool, a mansion, and a dog that knows my name.

Today was the best day of my life. I got an A+ on my math test and my dog didn't bark.

I had a perfect day. I ate cake for breakfast and my teacher said I was smart.

This was the best day ever. I won a prize and my dog gave me a hug.

I don't know what this song means, but it sounds cool. I like it.

My friend said this song is the best thing ever. I don't believe him.

I listened to this song and my brain exploded. It was worth it.

I did nothing all day. I ate chips and watched TV. I was a god.

I sat on my couch for eight hours. I didn't even move. I was a zombie.

I did absolutely nothing today. I was a ghost.

I did nothing. I didn't even blink. I was a statue.

I sat there like a rock. I didn't do anything. I was a rock.

I didn't do anything the whole day. I was invisible.