a day

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A Day™ is when your day is so bad it feels like you’ve been hit by a truck and then forced to do your taxes while crying.

I just got yelled at by my boss, my dog ate my homework, and my coffee tasted like motor oil.

My day started with a flat tire and ended with me screaming into a pillow.

I tried to cook dinner and it exploded. Literally. I’m not lying.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Day™ is when you’re so behind on your work that you think you’ve been slacking off for years, but you just cram it all in one day like you’re a mad scientist with a deadline.

I had three weeks of homework to do in one day and I barely survived.

I stayed up until 3 AM to finish my assignments and I looked like a zombie the next day.

I finished my whole project in one day and I still didn’t do it right.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A shortening of the phrase 'everyday' but nobody cares because it's just another word that nobody uses right

'I eat everyday' is just a lie you tell yourself

Your mom says 'everyday' but she means 'every day' and she's wrong

You're not even sure what 'everyday' means and you're just here for the confusion

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The greatest mantra for people who are too lazy to do anything but wait for life to hand them everything

'A day' is just a lie you tell yourself when you're too tired to move

You say 'a day' like it's some magical thing that makes your problems disappear

You repeat 'a day' until you forget your own name

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A word that means 'regular' but it's just a fancy way of saying 'boring' and it's used to insult people

'You're just day tuh day' is the worst thing you can say to someone

Your friend is day tuh day and you're just trying to be cool

You say 'day tuh day' to your little brother and he cries

by Slangipedia 6d ago

DAY DAY is a guy stuck in a cell and you feel bad for him because he's not getting out anytime soon

'DAY DAY needs to be free' is just a hashtag you use to feel important

You post a picture of DAY DAY in jail and it's just a sad meme

You tell your friend 'DAY DAY is stuck in jail and he's never coming back' and you're just being dramatic

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A loud, over-the-top, ridiculous way to greet someone like they're the most important person in the world and you're trying too hard

'Hey Days!' is just a shout you make when you see your best friend and you're too excited

You yell 'Days!' like it's a battle cry and you're just being loud

You say 'Days!' to your mom and she just looks at you like you're crazy

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A weather condition that just happens to be perfect for whatever dumb thing you're doing right now

'The weather is perfect for this dumb thing I'm doing' is just a lie you tell yourself

You say 'the weather is just right' and you're just being dramatic

You're outside and the weather is perfect and you're just happy for no reason

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A word that means you have so much of something it's like you're never going to run out and it's just a way to sound fancy

'I have so many of these it's like I'll never run out' is just a lie you tell yourself

You say 'so many that it lasts for days' and you're just trying to sound fancy

You're lying about having so much of something and you're just being annoying

by Slangipedia 6d ago