A Dawkin

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Getting pestered nonstop by some office rat or total jerk at work.

My boss texts me at 2 a. m. about a spreadsheet. I’m dead.

That guy in accounting won’t stop asking me if I want coffee. I don’t even drink coffee.

My coworker follows me to the bathroom to complain about his life. I just wanted to pee.

A football player who flies through the air like a god and plays for the Eagles, no matter what.

He jumps over people like they're not there. It's scary.

He catches the ball with one hand and smiles like he owns the game.

He runs so fast, he's like a superhero on the field.

The worst insult you can ever get. It’s like being called a donkey in front of your mom.

He said I was a Dawkin. I cried.

She called me a Dawkin in front of my whole class. I still hate her.

My dad called me a Dawkin. I called him a chicken.

A total showoff who acts like they’re better than everyone, but they use the same bad tricks as the people they hate.

He hates religion, but he uses the same arguments as the people he hates. It’s so fake.

She says evolution is true, but she uses the same dumb tricks as the people she mocks. It’s hilarious.

He calls himself a scientist, but he uses the same dumb arguments as the people he hates. It’s annoying.

A person who won’t stop talking about their dumb ideas, even when they’re clearly wrong.

He still says evolution is true, even though he won’t debate Harun Yahya. It’s sad.

She won’t shut up about her dumb theory, even though no one listens. It’s ridiculous.

He keeps defending his dumb ideas, even when he’s clearly wrong. It’s annoying.

A showoff who acts like they’re better than everyone, but they use the same bad tricks as the people they hate.

He says he hates religion, but he uses the same dumb arguments as the people he mocks. It’s fake.

She acts like she’s a genius, but she uses the same dumb tricks as the people she hates. It’s ridiculous.

He’s a total hypocrite and uses the same dumb tricks as the people he hates. It’s so bad.

When you’re so drunk, you talk nonsense and make up totally stupid words. It’s like a drunk person’s version of magic.

He said ‘imagistration’ and I had no idea what it meant. It was weird.

She called it ‘snozzergle’ and I thought she was a mad scientist. It was hilarious.

He said ‘florp’ and everyone laughed. It was dumb.