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A davit is a guy who talks so much nonsense you can’t tell if he’s stupid or just trying to annoy you. Also sounds like David, but that’s just a coincidence.
“Bro, I think I’m a davit now.”, @davidsucks23
“He’s not a davit, he’s a davit squared.”, @davitsucks23
“A davit is the worst kind of person.”, @davitsucks23
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A davit is an Armenian guy with a cock so big it could knock out a whole army, and a brain so sharp it could cut through steel.
“That davit just stared at me like I was his lunch.”, @davidsucks23
“I saw a davit in the gym and I knew I was doomed.”, @davitsucks23
“That davit is the reason I have a hard-on every day.”, @davitsucks23
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A davit is a sexy Asian guy who says ‘David’ but means ‘I’m about to drop a bomb on you.’ Also, it’s a crane that can’t beat a davit in a fight.
“That davit just looked at me like I was his next meal.”, @davidsucks23
“I think the crane is jealous of the davit.”, @davidsucks23
“The davit is the real MVP.”, @davidsucks23
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A davit is a guy who acts like he’s made of jelly. You can punch him and he’ll just wobble and say ‘I’m fine.’
“That davit got punched and he just wobbled like a flounder.”, @davidsucks23
“I asked him if he was a davit and he said, ‘I am, and I’m proud.’”, @davidsucks23
“He’s a davit, which means he’s basically a softie with a badge.”, @davidsucks23
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A davit is a guy who sucks dicks so good, even the greats like Muhammad Ali would take a backseat.
“That davit just sucked a dick so hard, it went viral.”, @davidsucks23
“I think that davit could beat Ali in a dick-sucking contest.”, @davidsucks23
“He’s not just a davit, he’s a legend.”, @davidsucks23
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A davit is a dead man who doesn’t care about anything. He just lies there and stares at the ceiling like it’s the worst thing ever.
“That davit just stared at the ceiling for hours.”, @davidsucks23
“I think that davit is dead, but he still has opinions.”, @davidsucks23
“He’s a davit, which means he’s not even trying.”, @davidsucks23
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A davit is a fake promise that a guy makes in court. It’s full of lies, and it’s so bad it could make a judge cry.
“That davit lied so much, even the judge was confused.”, @davidsucks23
“He signed a davit and now he’s in trouble.”, @davidsucks23
“That davit is the worst kind of liar.”, @davidsucks23
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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