a davis joke

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A joke that’s either barely decent or completely brain-dead. People either fake-laugh like they’re being paid or roll their eyes like they’ve seen a ghost. Only the lucky few actually get it and laugh like they just won the lottery.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. *sigh* #DavisJoke
I told a joke about my mom. My friend looked at me like I just insulted his dog.
He said, 'I’m not fat. I’m a little chunky.' I laughed so hard I cried. #DavisJoke
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A joke that’s either half-decent or pure trash. People either fake-cry like they’re watching a sad movie or shake their head like they just saw a clown fall off a cliff. Only the cool kids actually get it and laugh like they’re in on a secret.
'Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.' I almost threw my drink. #DavisJoke
She told a joke about her cat. I looked at her like she just asked me to marry her dog.
He said, 'I’m not lazy. I’m just in energy conservation mode.' I laughed so hard I fell off the couch. #DavisJoke
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A joke that’s either okay or completely dumb. People either fake-laugh like they’re in a commercial or look at you like you just said the worst thing ever. Only the lucky ones actually get it and laugh like they’re the best friend of the joke itself.
'Why did the ghost go to school? To get a little more haunted.' I was about to punch him. #DavisJoke
He told a joke about his dad. I looked at him like he just said his dad was a bad singer.
She said, 'I’m not old. I’m just well-seasoned.' I laughed so hard I snorted my soda. #DavisJoke
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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