A Davies

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A Davies is a guy who stays in his room every night, chugging random drinks until he’s a mess, and then draws silly, smelly pictures. He’ll probably end up in a mental institution, but he’ll be famous for his crap art.
Bro, I saw Davies last night. He was wearing socks as a hat and drinking beer out of a shoe.
Davies just drew a goat wearing a crown. It’s the saddest masterpiece ever.
He tried to explain quantum physics to a pizza. It cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Davis is the kind of friend who listens to your dumb stories and still thinks you’re cool. He’s smart, he’s got a good laugh, and he thinks he’s the only one who knows him. But you know he’s the best friend ever.
Davis told me my dumb jokes were gold. I cried.
He failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.
He cried when I told him my ex cheated on me with a chicken.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Davis is like a god, but worse. He created everything, including your bad decisions. He’s everywhere, and he’s going to make you pay for your sins. He’s the reason you’re broke and ugly.
Davis is the reason I failed my exam. I saw him in my dreams.
He made my dog speak in riddles. It was terrifying.
He told me I’d never be rich. I’m still waiting.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Davis is a guy who can be a clown or a teacher. He’s chill, but he’ll scold you for eating too much pizza. He’s fun, but he’s also the type to be strict and love being right.
Davis told me to stop eating pizza. I ate three more slices.
He made me do push-ups for laughing at his dumb jokes.
He’s the only one who can tell me when I’m being dumb.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Davis is the guy everyone wants. He’s cute, he plays hockey, he raps, and he’s got a big one. Girls love him, and he’s way too nice to ever leave them.
Davis asked me out. I said no. He just smiled and said, ‘You’ll regret it.’
He has a big one and plays hockey. He’s perfect.
He’s got more girls than I have brain cells.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Davis is a hot guy who dresses like he’s from a magazine. He likes girls, he loves emo music, but he’s not emo. He’s the opposite of sad, and he’s probably rich.
Davis wore a suit to school. I cried.
He told me he loves emo music. I called him fake.
He’s the only guy who can be rich and still be cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Davis is a muscle head who can steal any girl. He’s nice, he’s friendly, and he’ll give you the best hug. He’s also the kind of guy who could beat you up and still be your friend.
Davis stole my crush. I cried.
He hugged me so hard, I think I broke my ribs.
He’s the guy who can beat me up and still be my friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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