A David Kessler

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When you try to die, but your body won't let you.

I took 17 pills and still had to go to work.

I jumped off the roof, but my dog followed me.

I tried to drown in a bathtub, but my mom called me to dinner.

When you try to end your life, but your life ends up being a mess.

I tried to kill myself, but my phone died first.

I set my house on fire, but my cat started a TikTok.

I tried to take a pill, but it was expired.