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A snake. A backstabber. A man who would sell his own grandma for a few bucks and a free pizza.
He promised me the world, then took it and sold it on eBay.
He told me he'd help me cheat, then he cheated me.
He said he'd be there for me, then he went to the mall and bought a plasma TV.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human glitter bomb. He's so hot, he makes your face hurt. He's so smart, he makes Einstein look like a toddler who just spilled juice on his homework.
He walked into the room, and my heart died. Then he smiled. Then I fainted.
He solved a math problem in my head while I was still figuring out what the question was.
He looked at my test, and I failed before I even started.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human ray of sunshine who also has a personality. He'll support you until you support him. He's like your mom, your dad, and your therapist all rolled into one.
He told me I could do it, and I believed him. Then I failed. He still told me I could do it again.
He checked up on me even though I forgot to check up on him.
He gave me advice that made me cry, then hugged me when I did.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A boy who's sweet, but he's also a little weird. He'll laugh at your jokes, then make you cry with his advice.
He told me I was the best friend ever, then he cried when I left.
He made me laugh so hard, I cried.
He gave me advice that made me feel like I was going to die.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To drive like a lunatic. To play loud music while your car is falling apart. To be a total failure who thinks he's cool.
He floored the gas before the stop sign, then played trance at full volume.
He drove all day in a 99' Honda Civic while screaming at the radio.
He tried to buy mochi with his last dollar, and it didn't work.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you're asked to a dance in front of the class and you're too nervous to say anything but yes.
She asked me to the dance, and all I could say was yes. Then I passed out.
He asked me to prom, and I said yes so fast, I forgot to breathe.
She asked me to a dance, and I just said yes. Then I died.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A panda-loving, sour patch kid-obsessed, rock-loving guy who will try to make it fair, even if it kills him.
He tried to make it fair, but he ended up crying.
He said he'd be fair, but he took my last sour patch kid.
He was a panda, and he fought for me like a warrior.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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