A Dave Portnoy

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A position that will make your knees buckle and your back scream like a toddler who just got spanked, but it’ll make your lady friend feel like a superhero who just kicked a bad guy’s ass

My knee feels like it got hit by a truck, but my girlfriend is high-fiving me like she just won the lottery

I looked like a deflated balloon, but she looked like she just beat up the whole gym

My back is screaming, but she's laughing like she just took out the trash and won the Super Bowl

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A fancy way of saying Dave Portnoy got his wits knocked out of him when the market went down a little, and he sold everything like he was getting robbed by a gang of squirrels

He panicked like he just saw his mom’s ex boyfriend in the lobby

He sold like he was being chased by a bear with a coffee cup

He acted like the market had just told him he was going to be grounded for a week

by Slangipedia 16d ago