a dart of it

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A smelly stick you light on fire and inhale like a dying man.
'I need a dart of it before I pass out from this hangover.'
'That dart of it tastes like my grandma's sock drawer.'
'He’s been darting all night. He looks like a chimney.'
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A dart is a cigarette. It’s also a curse. It’s also a habit you can’t quit.
'I’m not a dart man. I’m a dart man now.'
'She only smokes darts. She’s got lungs like a dragon.'
'He’s got more darts than a dragon.'
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Cigarettes. Smokes. Cancer sticks. All of them are just fancy names for a smelly stick.
'I prefer my darts to my wife's nagging.'
'He’s got more darts in his mouth than a sailor.'
'I smoke darts because I don’t have a life.'
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A cigarette is a smelly stick made of tobacco that you burn and puff on like a mad man.
'I’ve smoked so many darts I’ve got lungs like a lion.'
'That dart of it is so strong it smells like my brother’s armpit.'
'I smoke darts because I don’t know how to live.'
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A cigarette. A smoky stick. A death wish in a stick form.
'I smoke darts like they’re going out of style.'
'That dart of it is so bad it smells like my ex's perfume.'
'He’s got darts in his mouth like a pirate.'
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To dart is to smoke. To smoke is to cough like a bear with a sore throat.
'I dart like it’s my job.'
'She darts like it’s her last day on Earth.'
'He darts like he’s trying to kill himself.'
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To finger a woman's vagina. It’s like giving her a back massage but with your fingers and your brain.
'He fingered her like he was trying to find treasure.'
'She fingered him like she was trying to save him.'
'He fingered her so hard she passed out.'
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A game where you throw darts at a board. It’s fun. It’s also a way to get high scores and make your enemies cry.
'I throw darts like I’m trying to kill my enemies.'
'He’s got a dart score so high it’s like he’s a god.'
'That game is so fun it’s like winning the lottery.'
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