Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who spends the whole day doodling willys on anything that doesn’t move.

I saw Darryl draw a willy on the school bus. The bus driver was mad.

He drew a willy on my mom’s coffee cup. She still uses it.

He drew a willy on the principal’s face during lunch. He got suspended.

2

The most awesome guy ever. He’s got a brain the size of a basketball, a laugh that could shake the earth, and a body that could beat up a donkey.

Darryl solved my math test for me. I got an A, he got a cookie.

He beat me in a video game. I cried.

He fixed my car and my life. He’s a god.

3

A guy who stays calm even when the world is exploding. He’s got a heart of gold and a cock that’s bigger than a pizza.

Darryl kept cool when the fire alarm went off. I panicked and cried.

He kissed me like it was the last day on Earth.

He fixed my broken heart and my broken phone. He’s a miracle.

4

Darryl is like a god. He’s got the looks, the brains, and the charm to make any girl swoon.

Darryl asked me out. I said yes. I regret nothing.

He didn’t leave me. He never will. He’s perfect.

He’s like a golden hand. I’m lucky.

5

A guy who’s a total hoe but still has a heart of gold. He’s got the body of a beast and the mouth of a fool.

Darryl cheated on me. But he gave me a cake. I forgave him.

He told the worst joke ever. I laughed and cried.

He got mad at me. He yelled so loud the neighbors called the cops.

6

When you slowly say a guy’s name to tease him like he’s a f***ing kid.

I taunted my brother by saying 'Darr-ylll Darr-ylll' during dinner. He cried.

I teased my friend in the hallway. He ran away.

I taunted my teacher. She gave me detention.

7

Darryl is the hottest guy ever. He’s smart, he’s got a big willy, and he makes girls wet.

Darryl winked at me. I got a crush.

He solved my math problem and gave me a hug. I was confused.

He’s got a big willy and a big brain. He’s perfect.