A darling

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The only person you'd ever let touch your pizza. They’re so perfect you'd die if they ever said something stupid.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my math test.
I would marry my darling even if she turned into a raccoon.
If my darling ever left me, I’d probably eat my feelings and cry in a public toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A nickname you scream at someone when they're cute, or when they make you feel like your brain is melting.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my math test.
I would marry my darling even if she turned into a raccoon.
If my darling ever left me, I’d probably eat my feelings and cry in a public toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Someone you're so grateful for, they might as well be a god. Or at least someone who never lets you fail at life.
My best friend is my darling. She lets me borrow her notes every time I fail a test.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my math test.
I told my darling I'd marry her if she passed my math test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A term used by Australians to call someone they're into. Probably because they're too lazy to say anything else.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my math test.
I would marry my darling even if she turned into a raccoon.
If my darling ever left me, I’d probably eat my feelings and cry in a public toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who's so cute, they make you forget everything else. Like your homework, your parents, and your own name.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my math test.
I would marry my darling even if she turned into a raccoon.
If my darling ever left me, I’d probably eat my feelings and cry in a public toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person you say 'darling' to because they’re so awesome, you can’t help it. Even if they’re annoying sometimes.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my math test.
I would marry my darling even if she turned into a raccoon.
If my darling ever left me, I’d probably eat my feelings and cry in a public toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best type of woman in the world. She’s cool, she’s kind, and she never lets you fail at life. Also, she has the best taste in music, and you will never live down the day you didn’t agree with her.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my math test.
I would marry my darling even if she turned into a raccoon.
If my darling ever left me, I’d probably eat my feelings and cry in a public toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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