A Darl

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The only person who can make you forget your own name. They get all your love, your cash, and your last remaining brain cell.
My darling is the only one who can make me eat pizza for breakfast.
I would die for my darling. Literally.
My darling is my soulmate. And also my roommate. And my ex.
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A nickname you use for someone you like. It’s like saying ‘babe’ but with more attitude and less patience.
‘Darling,’ I said, ‘you just ate my last sandwich.’
My darling? That’s my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my therapist.
I call my dog ‘darling’ because he eats my homework.
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Someone you really like. Could be your bestie, your crush, or someone who just really knows how to flatter you.
My darling is the only one who can make me laugh when I’m crying.
My darling is my best friend. And also my crush. And also my boss.
My darling is the reason I passed math.
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A term used in Australia. It means your favorite person. Or your favorite sandwich. Depends on the day.
‘Darling,’ my mom said, ‘you’re going to fail this test.’
My darling is my favorite person. Also my favorite sandwich.
I just called my dog ‘darling’ again. I don’t know why.
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Your significant other. Or your imaginary friend. Or the person who made you cry in the middle of a math test.
My darling is my girlfriend. Also my imaginary friend. Also my math teacher.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my own name.
My darling is the person who made me cry in the middle of a math test.
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What you say to someone you like. It’s like saying ‘honey’ but with more drama and less sugar.
‘Darling,’ I said, ‘you just broke my heart.’
‘Darling,’ I said, ‘you’re the best.’
‘Darling,’ I said, ‘I love you.’
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The most amazing woman in the world. She’s your best friend, your partner, and the one who always knows when to give you a pep talk.
My darling is my best friend. Also my partner. Also my therapist.
My darling is the only one who can make me laugh when I’m crying.
My darling is the reason I passed math.
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