A dark place

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A dark place is where youtubers go to hide from their failures. It’s like a sewer for people who think they’re special but are actually just bad at life.
I didn’t want to make this video, but my pet goldfish is crying.
I’m sorry you feel that way, but I’m still gonna roast you in the comments.
Hold up, let me get my pet in frame for pity points and my ego.
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A dark place is when you’re so fake sad you think you’re in a movie. It’s like when you’re pretending to be depressed but you’re just mad your mom didn’t text you back.
I’m so sad I’m gonna cry in my cereal.
This heartbreak is so intense it’s giving me indigestion.
I can’t handle this emotional rollercoaster, I need a nap and a snack.
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A dark place is when you’re hungover and your brain is trying to escape. It’s like being stuck in a meat locker with a hangover and no coffee.
I woke up and my brain is missing.
I can’t remember my own name, and I’m still mad about it.
I think I turned my fridge into a roommate.
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A dark place is when life hits you like a brick and you’re too tired to get up. It’s like being stuck in a pit of sadness with no ladder and a lot of regret.
I failed my life and I’m not even sorry.
My dreams are gone and I didn’t even get a refund.
I’m so sad I could’ve cried my eyes out, but I didn’t have contacts.
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A dark place is where you go to escape your life but end up trapped in a hole of nonsense. It’s like watching 30 videos just to watch one and now you’re lost in the algorithm.
I clicked one link and now I’m in a rabbit hole of nonsense.
I was looking for a video and now I’m watching a cat video from 2012.
My parents walked in and I was watching a video about pet goldfish.
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A dark place is the worst kind of cave. It’s like being stuck in a hole with no light, no hope, and no snacks.
I can’t see anything and I’m still mad about it.
This darkness is so bad it’s giving me a headache.
I think I’m in a cave and I don’t want to be.
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