A Dand

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A dand is a human flake machine who turns every room into a winter wonderland of dead skin and embarrassment.

My cousin walked into my room and it started snowing. I looked up and saw my cousin’s head like a snow blower.

The teacher walked in and the whole class started coughing like she was a walking sneeze factory.

My mom came in and I could hear her saying, 'I’ve seen worse in a prison cell.'

A dand is the only word an Indian knows. It’s also what you say when you try to sound like an Indian but just sound like a confused dog.

My brother said, 'Dand! Dand!' like he was trying to speak fluent Indian but he just sounded like a confused dog.

At the mall, I heard a guy say 'Dand' and it was the saddest thing I've ever heard.

I tried to sound like an Indian at school and just said 'Dand' and got laughed at for 10 minutes.

A dand is short for dumb ass nigga disease. You use it on someone who's so annoying they might as well be a walking headache.

My friend said, 'You’re a dand!' like he just found out I was a walking headache.

My sister said, 'You’re a dand!' after I made her cry for no reason.

My teacher said, 'You’re a dand!' and I got detention for the rest of the year.

A dand is a Chinese term that means your balls stay. You use it on someone who's so annoying you want to rip their voice out.

My neighbor said, 'Dand!' like he was trying to shut me up before I screamed.

I told my brother, 'Dand!' because he was talking too much during my video game time.

My mom told me, 'Dand!' after I broke her favorite plate.

A dand is a smooth cheat who can pull a fast one better than a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

My friend pulled a dand on me and I lost my favorite candy bar.

At the store, the guy pulled a dand on me and I got charged for double what I paid.

My brother did a dand on me and I got stuck with his old math homework.

A dand is the opposite of a dandy. It's like being the weakest link in a game of tug-of-war.

My friend is a dand because he can’t even beat me in a game of tag.

My sister is a dand because she cries every time she loses.

My teacher is a dand because he can’t even spell 'dand' correctly.

A dand is the best last name in the world. If you have it, you’re automatically cool. No explanation needed. Just cool.

My friend with the last name Dand walked in and everyone was like, 'Oh my gosh, he’s so cool.'

I got a new friend named Dand and he was the best at basketball.

My brother’s last name is Dand and he’s the most popular kid in school.