a dana

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A dana is when you waste the whole day doing useless junk at work like staring at the ceiling or pretending to work.
I spent 8 hours at work doing nothing but eating snacks and watching TikTok.
My boss thought I was working, but I was just pretending.
I got a dana today and didn’t even get paid for it.
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Danae is the best friend you ever had. She’s loyal, funny, and will fight for you like a crazy person. But she hides her feelings like a coward.
Danae cried in the bathroom but laughed when I told her joke.
She protected me from the meanest boss ever and didn’t even flinch.
She hides her feelings so well, I almost forgot she was sad.
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Dana is the girl you can always count on. She’s cute, kind, and weird. She’s got a huge butt and a tiny brain, but she’s still awesome.
Dana cried in my class and laughed at her own joke.
She’s got the best group of friends and a tiny brain that works overtime.
She’s got a big butt and a tiny brain, but still the best friend ever.
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Dana is like a goddess, but also a boss. She’s beautiful, smart, and she’s been through hell. She’s the best and I love her more than anything.
Dana came through all my drama like a boss and I love her so much.
She’s like a goddess and I’m her dumbass boyfriend.
She’s been through hell and came out like a total boss.
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Dana is the best friend you could ever have. She’s sweet, tough, and she’ll fight for you. She’s the best and you should never lose her.
Dana is the best and I would never lose her.
She’s sweet, tough, and will fight for you like a mad person.
Dana is the best and I love her like crazy.
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Dana is the cutest, funniest, and most awesome person. She’s got a great sense of humor and she’s the one you want to marry.
Dana is the cutest and funniest person I know.
She’s the one I want to marry and I would be her dumbass husband.
She’s got a great sense of humor and makes everyone laugh.
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Dana is perfect. She’s super caring and tough, but she’s also weird. She’s from god and doesn’t like to sleep.
Dana is perfect and I think she’s from god.
She’s super caring and tough, but also weird.
She doesn’t like to sleep and is the best friend ever.
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