A Dan Sheppard

My cousin is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so bad, it looks like a sheep got run over.

I just saw a Dan Sheppard in the hallway. He had hair like a sheep got cursed by a witch.

My teacher called me a Dan Sheppard. I had hair so messy, it looked like a sheep got locked in a blender.

My friend is a Dan Sheppard. He has hair so bad, it looks like a sheep got in a fight with a mop.

I think my brother is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so wild, it looks like a sheep got attacked by a tornado.

My dad says I'm a Dan Sheppard. I have hair so crazy, it looks like a sheep got hit by a flamingo.

My neighbor is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so bad, it looks like a sheep got buried in a pile of dirt.

I think my math teacher is a Dan Sheppard. Her hair is so messy, it looks like a sheep got stuck in a blender.

My dog thinks I'm a Dan Sheppard. I have hair so bad, it looks like a sheep got locked in a garbage truck.