A Dan Marino

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When you take a dump in a urinal and think you’re cool because you’re a Dan Marino, even though you’re just a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.
I took a dump in the urinal and called myself a Dan Marino. My friend laughed and said I was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.
At the mall, I peed in the urinal and yelled 'Dan Marino!' My mom thought I was having a breakdown.
My cousin said he was a Dan Marino because he peed in the urinal. I said he was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin and got a punch in the face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 27th pick in the 1983 draft, picked by a stupid coach who thought passing the ball all game would win a super bowl. He was stuck with duds and a weak defense.
My coach picked me 27th and thought passing all game would win the super bowl. I got stuck with duds and a weak defense.
I was picked 27th, and my coach was a stupid idiot who thought passing all game would win a super bowl. I had duds and a weak defense.
My coach picked me 27th, thinking passing all game would win a super bowl. I got duds and a weak defense and got roasted every game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pig-skin master who’d laugh in your face if you called him a regular quarterback. Suck on that, Peyton.
He’s a pig-skin master. I called him a regular quarterback, and he laughed in my face. Suck on that, Peyton.
Dan Marino is a pig-skin master. He told me to suck on that, Peyton, and I did.
He’s the pig-skin master. I called him a regular QB, and he said, 'Suck on that, Peyton,' and I did.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Miami Dolphin quarterback for 17 years. The best QB ever, with a fast release, like a hawk reading defenses.
He was a Dolphin for 17 years. Best QB ever, with a fast release like a hawk reading defenses.
Dan Marino was a Dolphin for 17 years. He had a fast release and read defenses like a hawk.
He was a Dolphin for 17 years. He had a fast release and read defenses like a hawk. Best QB ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A quarterback who was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. The best passer ever, had every record, and only lost once in the super bowl.
He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had every record, and only lost once in the super bowl.
He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had all the records, and only lost once in the super bowl.
He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had every record, and only lost once in the super bowl.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You’re f***ing a girl doggy style and you act like you need lube, but you get a football instead. You yell 'Marino!' and kick that ball into her two holes.
I was f***ing a girl doggy style and said I needed lube. I got a football instead and yelled 'Marino!' and kicked it into her two holes.
I was f***ing a girl doggy style, said I needed lube, and got a football. I kicked it into her two holes and yelled 'Marino!'
I was f***ing a girl doggy style, said I needed lube, got a football, and kicked it into her two holes. I yelled 'Marino!' and a mermaid jumped out of the water.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A term for someone who has no jewelry. Marino never won a super bowl, so he doesn’t have a ring. Can also be used for an older single woman.
He’s a Dan Marino because he has no jewelry. He never won a super bowl, so he has no ring.
She’s a Dan Marino because she has no jewelry and is an older single woman.
My friend is a Dan Marino because he has no jewelry and is an older single woman.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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