A DAMN 2 MILES

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A walk so long it makes your legs cry and your feet swear they’ll never walk again.

I ran 2 miles and my legs feel like they got beaten by a donkey.

My feet are so sore from walking 2 miles, I think I’ll need a wheelchair for the rest of my life.

I walked 2 miles and now my legs are screaming for mercy.

A journey so far it feels like you're walking from one end of the universe to the other.

I walked 2 miles and it felt like I was walking from Earth to Mars.

That 2 miles was longer than my last relationship.

Walking 2 miles made me think I’d never see my bed again.

A walk that makes your shoes ask for a divorce and your socks demand a raise.

My shoes are so tired from walking 2 miles, they’re threatening to quit.

I walked 2 miles and my socks are now famous for their hard work.

After 2 miles, my shoes are like, 'I’ve had enough, I’m out.'