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You throw your boots at a bull, kick him in the nuts, get a 90, then yell "I'm the goddamn cowboy" and spit on the sand.

I rode a bull like it was my ex and I hated him.

I kicked that bull so hard, it got a bruise on its face.

I got a 90 and then told the bull to shut up and take its medicine.

You wrestle a bull like it's your brother, then you get a 90 and say 'you ain't no cowboy' while you eat a taco on the beach.

I wrestled that bull like it was my dad and I was mad.

I got a 90 and then ate a taco like I owned the place.

I told the bull it wasn't a real cowboy and I was right.

You ride a bull, kick it in the butt, score a 90, and walk off the beach like you just beat up your mom.

I rode that bull like it was my mom and I was mad.

I kicked the bull so hard, it got a 90 and I got a bruise.

I walked off the beach like I just won the whole damn thing.