A# D# Position

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When a harpist spreads their legs wide open like a frog in a hot tub, using the A sharp and D sharp pedals. It looks like they're about to give a standing ovation from the floor up.

My teacher told me to hold the A# D# position for 10 minutes. I felt like a frog in a hot tub the whole time.

The harpist was doing the A# D# position so long, I thought she was auditioning for a porn movie.

During the concert, I caught my friend doing the A# D# position. He looked like he was about to die from embarrassment.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Calling someone a D-positive is like saying they're the dumbest piece of garbage you've ever seen. It’s a clean way to insult someone without getting yelled at by your grandma.

My brother called me a D-positive in front of my mom. I got grounded for a week.

At the mall, some guy called me a D-positive. I told him I’d give him a D-positive back.

My teacher called the class D-positive because we all failed the test.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Being positive for depression is like having a broken brain that can’t stop crying. It means you're sad, but you're also kind of proud of it.

I got diagnosed as positive for depression. Now I cry every time I see a sad cat.

My friend is positive for depression. She texts me every day just to say she’s sad.

My brother is positive for depression. He failed his math test and cried in front of the whole class.

by Slangipedia 15d ago