A Cut of Emos

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A bunch of Emo kids so big it looks like a crowd of people got hit by a truck and then started crying in slow motion.
My homie just walked into a Cut of Emos and immediately started sobbing like he lost his pet goldfish.
At the mall, there was a Cut of Emos blocking the exit like they were going to cry in the parking lot.
I saw a Cut of Emos at the bus stop and it looked like the whole school was going to die in front of me.
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A ton of Emo kids all together, like a gang of people who think hair dye is a life choice and sadness is a religion.
There was a Cut of Emos at the concert, and they all screamed so loud I thought my ears were going to bleed.
My cousin joined a Cut of Emos and now he wears eyeliner like it’s a law.
At the store, a Cut of Emos came in and the cashier asked if they wanted to cry in the aisle.
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A huge group of Emo kids that makes you feel like you’re going to get yelled at by a whole chorus of people who think being dramatic is a talent.
I walked into a Cut of Emos and they all stared at me like I had insulted their entire existence.
My friend’s sister joined a Cut of Emos and now she thinks her tears are the best part of her day.
There was a Cut of Emos in the hallway, and it sounded like a thousand people were about to cry at once.
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