A curt

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A metrosexual man who wears shirts that look like grandma’s curtains, but in neon colors. He thinks he’s cool because it’s Hugo Boss, not some cheap topshop trash.
DM: 'I saw you at the shops wearing that neon curtain shirt, are you trying to blind me?'
Text: 'He walked into the pub like a walking disco ball. I swear the lebanons called a priest.'
Tweet: 'This man’s outfit is so bad, it’s a miracle he can still breathe.'
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A girl who’s okay looking, but gets really mad when someone mentions the name Jen. She also loves Starbucks and hates uggs.
Text: 'I just saw Jen at the mall and I exploded. I literally screamed in the middle of the food court.'
Tweet: 'Uggs are the devil. I hate them more than I hate JEN.'
DM: 'You like Starbucks? Great. You also hate JEN? Even better.'
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Short for being mean and hurting people with your words.
Text: 'You called me names, and I was so mad I could’ve screamed.'
Tweet: 'He was so curt, I felt like I’d been punched by a grumpy elf.'
DM: 'She said I was ugly and I was so hurt I cried in my cereal.'
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A stupid word from the streets that means cute. Also used by people who think they’re cool.
Text: 'He’s so curt, I want to kiss him.'
Tweet: 'Curt is just a stupid word for cute, and I hate it.'
DM: 'You’re cute, but I still think curt is a stupid word.'
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The best guy ever. He fixes things, helps people, and makes you laugh. He’s like a superhero but with tools.
Tweet: 'Curt fixed my car, my heart, and my life. He’s a superhero.'
Text: 'He came over, fixed my sink, and made me laugh. He’s a god.'
DM: 'Curt is the best. He fixed my life and I’m not even exaggerating.'
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A person you can’t trust. They’ll leave you hanging and make you wait forever.
Text: 'He said he’d be here at 8, but now it’s 10 and he’s still not here.'
Tweet: 'Curt is the worst. He said he’d help me, but he disappeared.'
DM: 'You said you’d come, but you didn’t. I’m mad.'
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A kiss or snog. Mainly used in the North of Ireland. It’s like a big kiss and it’s pretty much the best thing ever.
Text: 'He gave me a curt and I was so happy I could’ve died.'
Tweet: 'A curt is the best thing in life, and I swear it’s from heaven.'
DM: 'You gave me a curt and I felt like I was in heaven.'
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