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Going to an Indian restaurant with a girl and making out like you're both about to die from hunger and lust.

I went to a curry with my crush and we kissed so hard the waiter thought we were married.

At the curry, I made out with my girlfriend so much the chicken was jealous.

I had a curry with my ex and we made out like we were still in love.

A rude name for someone from India. Basically a meat-eating, spice-loving, curry-munching Indian person.

My teacher called me a currymuncher because I ate too much chicken tikka masala.

My cousin said I was a curry because I spilled masala on his shirt.

My friend said I was a curry because I could eat an entire naan by myself.

The best food ever. It’s so good you might cry, or maybe you’ll just eat it all and then die.

Curry is the best food ever. I ate it and cried.

That curry was so good I ate it all and then fainted.

Curry is the best. I ate it and my dog cried.

Any hot, spicy sauce from India. It's so hot it might burn your tongue off.

That curry sauce was so hot it burned my tongue.

I put too much curry sauce on my pizza and it tasted like fire.

The curry sauce was so hot I yelled at the chef.

A mix of spices from India. Also a name for someone from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, or Sri Lanka. It's like a spice-powered identity crisis.

My spice mix is called curry, and I’m also a curry because I eat a lot of it.

I’m a curry because I’m from Pakistan and I eat a lot of spice.

My friend is a curry because she’s from India and she loves masala.

A fast, smart, and brutal way to shut someone down. It’s like getting hit with a spice bomb and then being laughed at.

He gave me a curry shutdown and I was too stunned to reply.

She gave me a curry and I cried like a baby.

I got a curry from my friend and I couldn’t speak for 10 minutes.

A nickname for someone who does everything at once. Like a superhero who eats, runs, swims, and fights off teenagers all in one go.

My dad is a curry because he ran a marathon after eating a whole plate of food.

My brother is a curry because he swam a mile after eating a huge breakfast.

My friend is a curry because he fights off teenagers and still passes all his tests.