A cunt's picnic

My aunt’s yard was a cunt's picnic. She brought 10 pies and 20 cunts.

At the park, it was a cunt's picnic. They threw chips at each other like it was a war.

My cousin’s birthday was a cunt's picnic. Everyone was yelling and eating pizza like it was the end of the world.

At the mall food court, it was a cunt's picnic. They were all eating and bashing the new movie.

My teacher’s lunch break was a cunt's picnic. She was arguing with the principal over a pencil.

The family reunion was a cunt's picnic. They all hated each other and ate too much.

My mom’s friend’s house was a cunt's picnic. She made me eat five cookies and called me a baby.

At the grocery store, it was a cunt's picnic. They were all fighting over the last bag of chips.

My brother’s sleepover was a cunt's picnic. He told all my friends I was a bad dancer.

At the diner, it was a cunt's picnic. They were all eating pancakes and making fun of the waitress.

My uncle’s barbecue was a cunt's picnic. He told everyone I was a failure.

The office lunch was a cunt's picnic. They all laughed at my bad coffee.

At the buffet, it was a cunt's picnic. They all had second helpings and told me I was too fat.

My grandma’s birthday was a cunt's picnic. She said I was the worst grandchild ever.

The pizza party was a cunt's picnic. They all had extra cheese and called me a pizza failure.

At the school cafeteria, it was a cunt's picnic. They all laughed at my spaghetti face.

My friend’s cookout was a cunt's picnic. They called me a bad dancer and ate all the burgers.

My dad’s barbeque was a cunt's picnic. He told me I was the worst son ever.