A Cunt in a Chair

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A smelly, loud, and lazy person who sits on a chair and talks about news like they know what they're talking about.

'That cunt in a chair just said the economy is going to hell because of a muffin.'

My cousin watches it every night and still doesn't know what a muffin is.

I tried to watch it once and fell asleep mid-show.

A person who sits on a chair and yells about the news like it's a war and they're the general.

'That cunt in a chair just called the prime minister a donkey.'

I asked my dad what it was about and he said, 'It's just a bunch of cunts yelling.'

My brother turned it off when the host started crying about a muffin.

A person who sits on a chair, eats a muffin, and talks about the news like it's the most important thing in the world.

'That cunt in a chair just said the moon is made of muffins.'

My sister watches it every night and still doesn't know what a muffin is.

I tried to watch it once and got a headache from the noise.