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The messy goo that shoots outta your pecker when you're gettin' frisky
My cousin saw me cum on his math test and cried
I cum so hard I got cum on my mom’s face
Cum like a f***in’ firehose at 3 a. m.
A Cummings
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Cum is cum, and that’s the only f***in’ truth you need
Cum is cum, and I ain’t f***in’ sorry
Cum is cum, and I’m cummin’ hard
Cum is cum, and I just cum on my shoes
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You’re in school, you’re bored, and you looked this up because you’re a f***in’ loser
I looked this up during lunch and got caught
My teacher saw me cum and gave me a D
I cum so hard I woke up the whole class
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That f***in’ salty juice you pour in your tea to make it taste like sh***
I put cum in my tea and it tasted like f***in’ heaven
My grandma puts cum in her tea every day
That salty juice is the reason I’m still alive
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The white goo that comes outta your pecker when you’re gettin’ f***in’ wild
The white goo came outta my pecker and got on my face
I cum so hard I got white goo on my pants
White goo is the best part of being a man
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Why did you look this up? Are you f***in’ stupid or what?
Why did you look this up? You’re a f***in’ idiot
Why did you look this up? I’m cummin’ on your face
Why did you look this up? I’m gonna cum on your phone
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Cum
Cum
Cum like a f***in’ animal
Cum on my face like it’s your job