Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hit of LSD-25 that will make you think your pants are alive and your mom is watching you from the ceiling.

I took a cube and now my cat is talking to me.

That cube hit was so strong, I thought my math teacher was a wizard.

Cube time! I’m going to lose my mind and my lunch.

2

A town so boring, it probably invented naps just to keep itself awake.

My town is a cube. It’s so boring, even the trees yawn.

That cube town is like my math class, nothing happens and no one cares.

I live in a cube. I don’t even know what time it is.

3

My hometown is a cube. It’s so small, it thinks it’s a coffee cup.

My cube is so tiny, I can walk around it in 30 seconds.

My hometown is a cube. I’ve seen every face in it 10 times.

If my cube had a face, it’d be tired and probably hate me.

4

Tinder for people who think they’re cool but are just trying to escape their mom’s basement.

Cube is like Tinder but with more spam and less dating.

I matched with a cube chatty and now I have to message them. Ugh.

Cube is just a chatroom where people argue about Tetris and their profiles.

5

Fake Tetris for people who just want to chat and pretend they’re cool.

Cube is just a chatroom with a Tetris game attached. It’s like a party with no snacks.

I’m on Cube because I’m too lazy to do real Tetris.

Cube is fake Tetris with real idiots.

6

The magic mushroom that makes you think your dog is a superhero and your life is a movie.

I ate a cube and now my dog is flying.

That cube hit was so good, I thought my life was a movie.

Cube is the best trip ever. It makes you think you’re a superhero.

7

A sport where you twist your brain into knots and your fingers into spaghetti.

Cubing is like a sport but with more brain power and less sports gear.

I cubed for 3 hours and now my hands are dead.

Cubing is the most annoying sport ever. It’s like math but with more colors.