Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

calling someone a crunchy bean means you think they’re as dumb as the guy on Twitter who wears a bean on his head and talks like a robot

@crunchybeanboi why is your tweet 140 characters long and still wrong

i’m not dumb i just don’t like you

you’re a crunchy bean and you know it

2

if you call someone a crunchy bean you're saying they're so brain-dead they probably got their IQ from a bean machine

you're a crunchy bean and your brain is full of beans

why did you fail math again crunchy bean

i'm not a bean i'm a human

3

a crunchy bean is someone so clueless they think a bean is a smart person and they’re the dumb one

crunchy bean boi is not smart he’s just loud

i didn’t say that i just said it louder

you’re a crunchy bean and you’re welcome

4

you call someone a crunchy bean to tell them they’re as stupid as the guy who wears a bean on his head and talks like he’s on a spaceship

crunchy bean boi is just a guy with a bean and a bad attitude

i'm not a bean i'm a person with a brain

you’re a crunchy bean and you’re not welcome here

5

a crunchy bean is someone who thinks they’re smart but actually just talks like a robot with a bean on their head

crunchy bean boi is not smart he’s just loud

i didn’t say that i just said it louder

you're a crunchy bean and you’re not welcome here

6

calling someone a crunchy bean is like saying they’re so dumb they probably got their IQ from a bean machine that broke

you’re a crunchy bean and your brain is full of beans

why did you fail math again crunchy bean

i'm not a bean i'm a human