A Cruel Angel's Thesis

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a song that makes you feel like you're on top of the world until you remember you're watching a show about robots crying in the middle of a nuclear apocalypse
"I felt amazing until I remembered Shinji was just a crybaby in a mecha."
My therapist said this song was my new favorite therapy.
I tried to listen to it during my lunch break and ended up crying in a vending machine."
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the only thing that could make you feel better after getting crushed by life and your ex at the same time
I listened to it while eating my third pizza and crying into my couch.
My dog started barking at the screen like it was the enemy.
I tried to sing it and my voice cracked like a poorly made mecha."
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the soundtrack to your life when everything is going wrong and you're too tired to care
I played it on repeat while eating ramen and crying in my pajamas.
My roommate asked if I was having a mental breakdown.
I tried to explain it to my mom and she just said, 'You're weird.'"
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the reason you're still alive after watching the worst anime ever made
I listened to it during my third failed relationship and my third failed attempt at being a mecha pilot.
My cat sat on my lap and stared at me like I was a lunatic.
I tried to dance to it and tripped over my own feet."
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the only thing that could make you feel good after getting your heart broken by a robot and your ex at the same time
I played it while eating ice cream and crying into my sleeve.
My friend said it was the best thing I could do to feel better.
I tried to sing it and my voice sounded like a dying robot."
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the reason you're still sane after watching the most emotional anime ever made
I listened to it while eating my first meal of the day and crying into my soup.
My brother asked if I was having a mental breakdown again.
I tried to dance to it and my feet felt like they were on fire."
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