A crock’a shit

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You sneak into someone’s house and poop directly into their crock pot while it’s off. Then you turn it on and walk out like you own the place.

I came home to my soup tasting like my neighbor’s breakfast. He’s a crock’a shit.

My aunt left a crock pot full of spaghetti. I knew it was her. She’s got a crock’a shit attitude.

I walked in on my brother eating my grandma’s stew. He’s got a crock’a shit problem.

You take a dump in someone’s crock pot and leave it on low so their food tastes like your guts.

I told my friend he’s a crock’a shit because he turned my chicken casserole into a meatball stew.

My mom found a crock pot full of beans and I said it was my dad. He’s a crock’a shit.

I went to my cousin’s house and found a crock pot full of mac and cheese. I knew it was him. He’s a crock’a shit.

You poop in someone’s crock pot on purpose and let it cook for hours so they eat your waste.

My neighbor’s soup tasted like a toilet. He’s a crock’a shit.

My brother left a crock pot of chili on my kitchen counter. I knew it was him. He’s a crock’a shit.

My dad’s lasagna was the worst I’ve ever had. He’s a crock’a shit.