a cristina

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A gay, annoying, punchy, kicky, loud mouth who hates everyone but this one girl named Scarlett. She’s like a broken toaster, always going off, and it’s never the right time.
@Cristina stop slapping me I’m already late for school
Why does Cristina hate me? I didn’t even steal her lunch.
Cristina just kicked my chair. I’m gonna get a black eye and a D in math.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A funny, smart, pretty, cool, animal lover who is trustworthy, playful, and has a huge family. She’s like a normal human who somehow got a bunch of good genes.
Cristina helped me with my homework. Now I know how to do fractions. Thanks, I guess.
Cristina’s dog just ate my sandwich. I’m blaming her.
She’s so smart, she aced the test. I got a C because I fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The most perfect, glowing, divine, hot, amazing, and perfect girl. She’s like a goddess who walks into a room and makes everyone else look like they’re dressed in socks and a hat.
Cristina walks in and I feel like a weirdo in a group chat.
She smiled at me, and I felt like I could do anything.
Cristina is like a unicorn, and I’m just a sad goat who didn’t get a rainbow.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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That one girl who makes all the boys weak and all the girls jealous. She’s wild, funny, and has a face that makes people stop and stare like they’re in a staring contest.
Cristina just made me look bad in front of my crush. I’m dying.
She’s wilder than my brother on a sugar high.
Cristina laughed at my joke. I feel like I just won the lottery.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A friend who will back you up and make you laugh until you cry. She’s like your personal comedian and hype man all in one.
Cristina made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. Thank you.
She’s my best friend. I can’t live without her.
Cristina just said something funny. I’m crying and laughing at the same time.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A super hot, sweet, thick, wild, athletic, and overall amazing girl who can make you look like a sad potato in a room full of people.
Cristina just looked at me. I feel like a sad potato.
She’s the best at basketball. I’m just the guy who trips over the ball.
Cristina is hot, smart, and wild. I’m just the guy who gets a D in math.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The most beautiful girl in the world who never leaves your side and is always there when you need her. She’s like a best friend who also looks like a movie star.
Cristina is my best friend. She’s also like a movie star.
She’s always there when I need her. I feel lucky.
Cristina is the most beautiful girl in the world. I’m just the guy who looks like a sad potato.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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